jack_fn_black

Finally a UPDATE!

2006-10-03T00:46:56Z

Man...It's been awhile since I have been on here.

Well, my back first off.... It's getting better.... It's not heeled but it's definitley getting better. It would have probaly heeled for sure by now if I took more than just one week off...

Now, Whats happened over the last month.... I lost a Home, Almost lost a job, lost some tag belts to BAD MEDICINE(These guys had never even won a match till they took the belts from us), had auto problems on top of financial problems, on top of lots of other problems.... But I have found a new home, and believe it or not am happier than I have been in a very long time. I guess after looking at a lot of other peoples lifes... I am truly blessed!!! A great wife, very supportive parent(PARENT not PARENTS), good friends, and my Job could always be a hella lot worse!!

When it comes to the wrestling buisness... It's really going about as well as it gets for the Indys.... There's always room for growth. but The FnF are getting huge invites all over the place. Were making money, which is hard to do in this buisness if your not working for New York, or Japan(Not saying we wouldn't enjoy more.)! A couple of places we volunteer some time, cause we have fun and we care about perserving and teaching a lost and dying art.

We wrestled the Fallen on Saturday night in Columbus Indiana. It was a great show with a ton of people there. The promoter was a awesome guy, who really cares about taking care of his workers.. I would work for him again in a heartbeat. There was some big names on the card also.... The Barberian, Buff Bagwell, Lex Lugar, Alot of other people including some OVW talent, some guys from Michigan we hadn't seen in a while. BUT One of my favorites.... The Original, The first Ever, The one and only....SEYMOUR PUNK. Man I remember the day Rip Rogers brought him down. He's a cool guy though. We had a great Ref(Jason Harding). And it was great to here from one of the top names that night that they thought we had one of the best matches of the night.

Yes, let me confirm also... That the F-n-F are done in New Alliance Wrestling as of now... We have no hard feelings toward the promoter, and regardless of what people may say, Calvin Smith has always treated us fair and Honest. I wish Calvin all the luck with his future endeavors.

CCW's doing pretty good I guess.... The crowds growing slowly.... But the vibe in the lockeroom is getting better by the day... Which in some new companies take a very very long time to do.

We should be back in Madison, Ind. for AWA-Supreme this weekend I believe.

We'll I'm going to go for now.....

Maybe I'll update again soon instead of waiting a month.

Those are your

"Thoughts from the Fat One!"

Peace

sunday already!!!

2006-08-28T01:39:17Z

What's up in the world of Jack Black?

Not too much this weekend. It has been a very lowkey weekend. No wrestling shows, No working the Shizoot job. Since my last update on live Journal I believe I've only did a couple of AWA-Supreme shows and a couple of CCW shows here in Portland.

The CCW shows had great potential. The first one was a really great show putting the FnF against Prophet and Apollo. The second one was a decent show which slated The FnF w/ Brandon Scott vs. Prophet and the HNIC. The short match wasn't bad but due to a two minute management deficiency the angle was officially squashed. I won't go into two many details..... Well just say everyone in the lockeroom new I was mad the second I force the lockeroom door open. Then told all the new guys to get the fuck out of the lockeroom. It was funny watching all the new guys squirming to get their stuff and be the first one out. End of story for now.

AWA-Supreme: I know I was pretty hard on my last journal update about the show. But for anybody that hadn't heard I made another statement on my MY SPACE BLOG after the next show since it was much better. I wasn't there last night to watch the show so I'm not real sure how it turned out. Hopefully another one in the right direction.

Friday night wasn't a bad night for me at all. I had dinner at McCallisters Deli (Which is always great) then went off and seen some movies with my wife. Saturday I slept in and then went to the CCW training class for a while. Even wrestled a match against a couple of trainees. These guys are getting pretty good pretty quick. I was impressed. Although Big John did learn a vaulable lesson in the ring with me saturday. After training my wife and myself met the Andretti family at Southside(in New Albany) for lunch. Didn't do much more that day, even though we did end up at OLD TYME POTTERY in clarksville that night. That's a neat place. Hey, and they got some cheap ass dishes if you need some. Listen to me, A fat guy buying more dishes= Isn't it IRONIC!

Sunday was a good day laying around the house just chillin!

Now I'm going to go.... That's funny this might be my first journal entry ever that didn't offend anyone.....

Don't worry everyone knows there will always be a next time.

Those are your

"Thoughts from the Fat One!"

Peace!

OH YAH!!

2006-08-18T02:22:46Z

It's definitely been awhile since I last updated...

Obviously, not as long as some others!

Well it's been a long couple of week's between the end of the fair season for USWF. A long week last week at work. A couple of AWA-Supreme, A couple of AWA-Bluegrass, and A couple of CCW shows.

The Fair season was good to the FnF, and not just cause we got to eat lots of Fattening Fried Fair foods(try that as a tongue twister!). USWF was as professional as any company I have ever worked for. Yes, that includes New York. Promoter Jimmy Walls is a hell of a guy, Who's always upfront and honest, and fair to everyone. For Independent wrestling companys USWF is on the Top of my list. No I didn't forget the other partner either. I'm just not sure of his shoot name. These guys are great to the FnF.

The crazy ass trip to Eastern Kentucky. That's Pikeville, not Richmond. It didn't start off so well. The Flat tire on Mountain Parkway SUCKED DONKEY BALLS (Damn that Karma-not you Tammy!). But after 2 extra hours and 100 miles out of the way..... We made it to the show. The first night in Pikeville I got to see my good ol friend J.V. from West Virginia shoot on this kid for the Title... Which belt I'm really not sure. I don't think it was the Heavyweight. J.V. is always over with me. Mikey... you are too now! My Boy Joey Bravo Treated the FnF like T.V. Fucking Superstars. Between the pay, and the Hotel suites at the Holiday Inn Express in Pikeville. Joey- I owe you one... If anyone ever needs a place to stay in Pikeville.... This hotel is the SHIT... I didn't even know they had places this nice around there... I was expecting to stay in a 20 dollar motel... even if it had to be the HOLLYWOOD like in BUD W.V. The second night we drove about thirty miles or so down to Virgie, KY. We wrestled the Drillers both nights. It turned out to be 2 good matches. Then Yes again, Joey Bravo took care of us on what I thought might turn out to be a bad night. Much Love to Joey Bravo.......

This past week in AWA-Supreme.... Oh' here I go.... Probably going to piss someone off. But the start of the show was Horrible.... It was the drizzling shit's. The first two or three matches I saw were the worst example of a wrestling show that I have seen over my past year or so. This isn't nothing directly to the promoter.. Everyone knows I have top respects for him. But yes there was definitely a absence of a booker around. Not trying to tute his horn either. The first match where the Ref beat up a wrestler that was bigger then him. That's fucked up. I hope the ref is in the Main event next week against of of the largest heels. I now the ref is fairly new, so I blame the Fucking Idiots in the ring that told him to do that. I should tie you both to my bumper by your nuts on my next roadtrip for even thinking that was a good Idea.

Next.... The STrangler vs Karma.... I guess they did what they needed to do... I don't fucking know. It was horrible too. The only good part to that was when the monitor got broke during the intro.

I can't even remember who Ruckus worked so I know it must have been the shits. By the Way in case you guys didn't hear me while I was walking thru the parking lot.... YES THERE WERE THREE BABYS IN THE PARKING LOT INCLUDING MY SELF ON MY WAY UP TO THE BUILDING. YES RUCKUS WAS STANDING THERE CHIT-CHATTING WITH A GROUP OF LITTLE GIRLS TRYING TO GET HIS-SELF OVER ABOUT FOUR FEET FROM RICKY MORTON(THE TOP BABY THAT NIGHT.). HEELS SHOULD NOT BE IN THE FUCKING PARKING LOT.... IF YOU HAVE TO BE OUT THERE TO GET YOURSELF OVER, THEN YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE ON HOW TO WORK IN THE RING. THIS IS WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH INDEPENDENT WRESTLING TODAY.

The threeway hardcore match... I'm not even going to get on...I don't have enough fucking keys on this keyboard to to explain the realm of fucking cluelessness going on out there.

The show finally got started with Dalton and Blayze. This was the first match that made since. We could have cut the first four segments out not added anything else and the show would have been better. The people wouldn't have to waste 40 minutes of thier life. The rest of the show wasn't bad. The main event was just what the people wanted to see(except for the fact that Ricky Morton should have went over).

The CCW shows.... Our matches have been good with Prophet and Apollo. JB Thunder did a great job also. The rest of the shows I didn't get to see due to no lockeroom monitors still. I heard they were okay matches for the new guys and good elsewear around. Even Chris Alexander wrestling again. I even believe that the gear he wears is the exact shit he use to wear in years ago(HA-HA)... never-no My eyes could just be playing tricks on me.

This week at work hasn't been to bad. It looks like a forty hour one, and those I never complain about.

Let's go ahead and get to the shout out's:

Biff- Hope everything is going good. good luck with little Lita.

Billy Maverick- What's up DOG!

Mickey- Glad to hear Vegas was good, I will be glad to see you back with us soon.

Big Orange- Haven't heard from you in a while, Hope everything's OKAY?

J.Vizzle- your fucking over....Vega too....

Draven- you need to take a little more control until your booker gets back... But I still got love for you.

Jihad- Glad to hear about Rips class, The Ripper is fucking great.

Shane- When's the next show!

Darkstorm- I know you got hurt, but did you fall off the edge of the Earth? Call a fat guy, perferably this one.

Vito- I ain't even got to say it!

Prophet- Good to see your head starting to come back around. Great fucking match Tuesday night.

Angie- my love!

CCW trainees- ALWAYS BRING YOUR FUCKING GEAR!

Anyway.... I'm going to go know, I'm sure I have pissed off someone!

Those are your

"Thoughts from the Fat one!"

Peace!

Smelly Saturday

2006-07-30T03:34:16Z

What's up everyone?

Even though a fish tank looks like it's clean and spotless.....It may not always be.
Our fish tank was doing just fine with all of the living creatures in it just as happy as can be when.....(Music sound please) DUN..DUN..DAH..We decided to clean it all the way out including removing all fish, Toys, Big Rocks, and all the little rocks. Cleaning the filters, heater, thermostats, air hoses, and etc... You would be amazed at how bad something could smell once you've mixed up all the rocks and stirred up all the water. I swear it's 12 times worst than my gear has ever smelled. But it's just about done and I guess every tank needs it once in a while. I think it was about a year ago last time we empty it all the way out.

Well,
The NAW show has come and passed. Our opponets didn't show. I guess their to over to show enough respect to show up to work us. Whatever.... Poor Cujo, This man hasn't had a opponet show up for the last three shows. He must have a horrible rep. So, we worked against Cujo and Payne(Mr. Fitness). It didn't go to bad. Cujo got the stiffest Vader Bomb I have ever delivered. He's tough luckly. Payne took some hellafide Chops...Probaly some of the best I have ever thrown. Along with a slap in the jaw that the whole town felt. Many propes to him for hanging in there. Not that he didn't get his in either though. He gave Vito the stiffest back splash I have ever seen(No..J.V. not the Dory Funk one that you do!).

The Legends show has also come and gone. I tell you what though.... The Legends all looked great. Especially Butch Reed, Tito Santana, and Hacksaw. I got a couple of chances to sit and chat with Hacksaw for a little bit, And my mouth being shut and just listning..That was pricless. These guys were great. Our match was okay I guess.. But there was a battle royal to start the night that Shoeless Moe made his debut. For anyone that doesn't know Shoeless Moe.... You can see him any Tuesday night at CCW.

Friday started off well... I had mexican for lunch with so many Coronas that I don't remember exactly how many.. I just know by noon I was buzzing just about right. J.V. and Vega would have been so proud.

Saturday-
Not too bad... I saw a movie with the wife and laid around lounging the rest of the day.

Tomorrow-
I don't have any huge plans... maybe sit around and relax... Maybe drink a case or two for my buddies in West Virginia.

Then back to work on Monday.... After work the FnF have a show at the Clark County fair in Winchester, KY. Then another show on Wednesday at the Hopkins County Fair. That's Madisonville, KY. Not Madison, IND.

Now for some shout outs...

J.V.- My nizzle in the W. Vizzle.

Vega- Your over with my wife(I don't know if thats a good thing or not, I guess as long as it's not Ice's girl your OKAY).

Krapfish, and Illi- What's up my fellow UPSer's.. I got to do this shout out to avoid being called a meanASS.

Mickey- Have a great time in Vegas...

Shoeless Moe- Hope you had a great time on your first road trip. Watch out for those Stingers... Their a BITCH!

Draven- I glad to see your attitude is starting to come back!

Billy Maverick- I can't forget you. Great match last week.

Damien- Hope everything will work out for the 30th.

Plowboy- Your still rotten!

That's all the shout out for now..

I can't wait for "Snakes on a Plane" to come out. I'm a Samuel Jackson fan. Not a big snake fan though. But Samuel Jackson guranteed it to be movie of the year. Well unless he decided to make another movie called "More motherfucking Snakes on more Motherfucking Planes"...

That's great!

anyway.... I'm out

So Those are your

"Thoughts from the Fat One"

Peace

Wednesday......

2006-07-20T01:21:55Z

Hello, Hello!

It's been a while so I guess it's time for a update.

Man, For any body in Madison saturday, I hope you got to see the pie in Schmutts face. That was great. In my match I Wrestled Cujo w/ Felony Fox in his corner. It turned out to be a pretty good match. I don't care what anyone says....These two individuals are a real class act. Thanks, again.

Went to the Pool on sunday. Can't you imagine me and Vito sunbathing..... No wonder no one else got any sun!

I've actually had a pretty easy week at work so far(Knocking on wood) this week. I started back in the Gym this week with my Cardio. Yep... I'm still a fat fucker. But now I'm a fat fucker hanging out at the Fruit/Protein smoothie bar rather then McDonalds. Some of that shit they give you makes even the biggest fucker bounce off the walls all night.

Tuesday.... The CCW show, you guessed it-I wasn't there. Sorry to hear about the crowd. But yes I got a phone call from a certain someone about a certain post on the KY/Indy message board. NO, It wasn't me. But why does everyone send thier questions thru other people. Everyone out there that knows me......Knows I'm upfront wether you like it or not. SO YOU CAN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH FUCKING RESPECT TO CALL ME, BUT INSTEAD, ACCUSE ME TO EVERYONE ELSE. THAT'S FUCKED UP, AND YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

Anyway........ You can see the FnF at the NAW show this friday July 21st. Then only one week away from the big Legends show. I'm excited about that! Hope Prophet is feeling better by then.... I wouldn't know though since I think he's kayfabing my calls. I used to be able to reach him anytime. I've been calling for a week but no calls back....Whatever.

Anyway.....Shoutout's.........

1ST BILLY MAVERICK- Your over with me. I'll give you a shout even if no one else wants too.

J.V. - WAR Machine can't handle me!

Vito- Much Love (Brotherly that is)

Cujo- Great match Saturday.....Thank's again.

Nick Schmutt- Hope you got all the creme out of your ear...

Angie- My Baby....Who keeps me in linxxxxx I mean takes care of me!

Prophet- AH....Nevermind.

Darkstorm- Call me dude!

Draven- Hang in their. Just watch out for all the broken kayfabe in your parking lot. Just to let you know....Next time a heel walks up to me in the parking lot in front of the fan's to shake my hand and say "good to see ya man" I'm going to punch them in their fucking mouth.

Biff- Thanks.....Just for the shit you put up with from me!

Plowboy- Your still horrible...or should I say HARRIBLE!

Anyway... I'm going to go for now!

Those are your

"Thought's from the Fat One!"

Peace

It's been a peacefull week.....

2006-07-10T01:40:34Z

No Work.... No Wrestling.... No Phone calls.....

Man it's been a peacefull week. Been off work now for 9 days... That's great, too bad I have to go back...8 days without any shows.... Didn't quite make it nine, because I stop in to visit some good friends of mine in Madison Ind. this weekend. Oh though... You thought everyone had seen a ghost as I walked from the parking lot towards the building. Then I got the same looks as I enter into the lockeroom.

Everybody seemed pretty excited to see me. That's always a good feeling. I told the office I would just watch, but they insisted on me working. No problem.... Vito was there also... so the F-n-F made a appearance. When the commissioner announced that the F-n-F would be working the HNIC...We got a huge pop.... So you guessed it.... We were the good guys....I guess it comes from being gone for awhile, or maybe just because of the heat that the HNIC have there. From what I hear, someone said that they have started a few riots in that area....

Then No Phone calls...... Talk about a peacefull week. On Monday I flipped my phone open and it broke into about 12 pieces. It took a week, but I finally got the replacment in the mail. But unfortunately all my numbers were on the phone and not my SIM card.... Yep... I lost my entire phone book. Which sucks.... Not only did I lose numbers to a lot of good friends, but alot of buisness contacts...which included a lot of numbers to people in the offices in New York, and Orlando.....

But it was a peacefull week. If I was supposed to call you for anything... You might want to shoot me a call to make sure I have your numbers.. I know it sucks... But that phone was my contact to the outside world. I know it's horrible to depend so much on modern technology.... I guess I will have to take the wifes advice and start writing them down in my phone book also.

I guess I will go for now..... So I can get some rest... For my big return to UPS tomorrow.... It's hard to be a equal oppurtunity ASSHOLE with out the proper rest.

Those are your

"Thoughts from the Fat One"

Peace

Downtime....

2006-07-03T22:14:12Z

What's up everyone!!!

Yes, I know it's been a while since I updated...

Well, Here we go!

I have been off work for 3 days now, and I got 8 more to go.... Hopefully this will be the downtime I need. Between 60 - 70 hours a week and 2 - 3 shows a week....I am so excited about being off.

For anyone who hasn't already heard... Tuesday July 11th will be my last date with Classic Championship Wrestling. Good luck to the guys on the roster....

I have also cancelled all of my bookings at this time except the 11th for CCW and July 27th USWF's Legend show.

The Future of Jack Black in this buisness is unknown at this time.

There's the update.....

And those are your

"FACTS ABOUT THE FAT ONE!"

Peace!

Busy..Busy...Busy...

2006-06-19T02:02:22Z

It has been a very busy couple of weeks.

First June 9th I was in Princeton West Virginia working for NWA- Mountain State..... Talk about far.....This place was like eight miles away from Virginia( Near Charleston....Ya right J.V.) I did get to work a great friend of mine. J.V. Insanity..... We had a great match... I had to be Baby.... but it's Okay...J.V. is already Heel there....My man J.V. even did a big plancha off the top out to the floor on me. This kid has gotten brave since last time I had seen him work. A couple of matches later J.V. ran out and interferred between Shane Mathews and Chris Vega, Yep...you guessed... I ran out and made the save. During the second T.V. tapeing it was me and Shane Mathews against Chris Vega and J.V. Insanity. That turned out great also. Now I know why J.V. moved back to West Virginia.... That little fucker is over there. People wearing T-shirts with his pics all over them. His gimmick table is as large as Handsome jimmy's. I guess he learned something...... I was told J.V made at least a Bill at his table. I didn't have room in the trunk for anyones gear due to J.V.'s gimmicks.

Then we had Hinton W.Virginia on June 10th. Had a couple of great matches there too.. I won't get into as much depth there though. I just want to say Thank You for the Invite to the entire NWA- Mountain State crew. Exspecially Johnny Blast, and Leonard Simms. Not only for the spots... but for the professional behavior when it came to the Personal and Financial end of things... Top respects to you guys.... I hope there will be a invite back.

Had to visit Borehead, KY. on the 11th of June. Won't get into that, but it worked out for the best. Finally made it home late sunday just in time for bed to start the week.

Worked sucked big Ass Donkey Balls this week. Got better toward the end of the week though.
Had a couple of late nights at the CCW arena getting ready for the Friday show.

Fridays show went off great.... Got nothing but great reviews..... Damien Divine.... Chris Morrus... You guys moved up a couple of notches on the list this week. Sincerely..THANK YOU!

Our match went off okay. lots of heat was lost though at the beginning. By the end thier were kids crying, and parents walking out as we got our asses handcuffed and beat with straps... A shit load of heat fell on the commissioner.......But thats okay cause Phil Fair was over like the bugs in Clinton County.

Saturday June 17th....Clinton County Fair grounds. The FnF vs Cousin Jed and Hysiah. The match was great and with the help of Mickey O' Dell The F-n-F are the NEW USWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. Man did we get heat. I even had 7 and 8 year olds smacking me in the face with Candy During the match and trying to leave the ring.

Tonight I'v been watching alot of Mid 80's wrestling... Thru NWA-CCW and Mid South Wrestling. After watching it....... I remembered why I wanted to get in this sport. I believe I watched at least four hours.... of one Angle between The Nightmares and Tommy Rich and Steve Armstrong all thru the Alabama Gerogia area. Watched lots of other guys also... Like...King Kong Bundy....Jimmy Hart... Terry Taylor, Ted Debiease, Mikel Hayes, The Freebirds, Rick Martel, BAd news brown, Johnny Rich, Austin Idol, and many many more.... I can't never get enough of that stuff.

Well it's getting late... So I will go for now.

Those are your
"Thoughts from the Fat One!"

Peace

what a weekend......

2006-06-07T02:34:03Z

First I want to say... All my thoughts and prayers go out to Scott's Family. If your house burning down isn't bad enough... then all of your kids getting injured.... That's horrible.... Scott- you know where I stand and if you need anything, just let me know...Oh and Nicky.. he's a great kid.... All your pain and trips in and out of the hospital... and your still putting me over to the respiratory team....That really makes you realize that no matter how things seem to get same old...same old, and you think your starting to...ah, not really matter anymore.....That you always seem to make a difference to someone... If I made nicky forget about some of his pain even if it's just for a few seconds.... Then it has made this past year and a half...all worth it!

Damien, Damien, Damien..... Damn Bro that sucks.... We had big plans for you... Don't worry though..we won't throw you on the back shelf and forget about you. You are one of the main reasons we were so sucessfull this past weekend... (You to chris.... Don't get jealous!).

The Fallen- Many thanks go out to your whole group for this past weekend... Even you Morrus...You thick headed, non-aggressive, peace of shit!

Morrus.....If you start to grow corn rolls in the next couple of weeks...then you know you got bitten(by the Ghetto Spider).

Friday nights card at the festival was good. We had a lot of solid matches.. Things were great... I appreciate everyone that helped out... Exspecially you also Paul.... We would have been lost without you.

Saturday afternoon's card wasn't too bad either... It was fit for it's purpose.

Saturday night though.... Man... if that wasn't a pay per view show.... I don't know what would be. Between the heat all of the heels got all the way up to the last match...everything was solid.... Even though everyone was happy when the FnF won saturday night.... I guarantee the next day.... all the people were thinking...."Damn...those boys beat the shit out of each other!" Most of them will come back.... And that the whole point of the show.....

I love the Portland Festival..... But this year I was so glad it was over.... Normally I just hang out, get drunk, and listen to music..... Not this year.... with the new CCW responsibilities.... It was 5:00 am friday until 11pm that night and again on saturday about 8:00 am until 11pm that night also.

I was so sore on sunday I felt like I got hit by a truck.... and it didn't help that the wife was picking and hitting on me all day.

Well lets get to the shout outs.....

Heidenriech- I got the message.... I'm not mad at you....

Draven- It was good to talk to you...

Billy Maverick- Even though sometimes... you have to tell people to fuck off.... try not to take it so personal.... There's alot of ignorant people in this buisness that have no buisness in it.

J.Vizzle- See you this weekend..... The F'n Terrorists is over with me.

Vito- your more like a little brother everyday... even the way you do stupid shit sometimes... Not that I don't overeact sometimes too...though!

Mickey- Good thing your around to make those calls back and forth to be the calm one in all the squabbles... The FnF wouldn't be the FnF with out you...we would just be another set of fat guys....

Damien- Top respects for finishing...knowing that you were in severe pain.

Morrus- Watch for the Spider...oh and by the way....the whole group decided the three year old...is smarter than you and portman put together...

Portman- Your a stupid fucking goof... We put you on saturday afternoon. Then you asked if we needed you saturday night because if not you were going to get drunk... We told you not to drink anything we would use you. We changed the whole card around to put you on in front of your family and then you dissappear.... then I find out you went up to Madison... Oh...just wait till I get ahold of you! It's not the going to Madison part thats a problem.... I respect Dravens place.....it's the fact that you asked to work three hours earlier and then dissappeared.... That's no different than no-showing someone..... I got something for you....you little fucker!!

I better go for now.... before I start rantin and raven about Portman and get all pissed off....

Those are your

"thoughts from the Fat one!"

Peace

Long couple of weeks....

2006-05-30T15:03:00Z

DAMN.... It has been a couple of BAD, Rotten weeks......

Between work(UPS).....nevermind I won't go into that detail due some of them reading this...
Then the Puppy dying....
Then SHIT in the wrestling buisness....

If things don't get better soon... I'm either going to quit some of the shit or lock my self in the fucking house...

Oh ya.... Someone stated that I cancelled or couldn't make it to Madison.....

I didn't cancel or no show ..... I don't no show anyone..... so everyone can read this.....

I WAS NOT BOOKED IN MADISON....NOR DUE I HAVE ANY FUTURE BOOKINGS IN MADISON AT THIS TIME. WHEN I WAS APPROACHED ABOUT THE LAST MADISON SHOW SEVERAL WEEKS AGO... I TOLD THE PERSON NO...NO...NO...END OF STORY.......

I'm not saying that I won't be back..... When the time is right there is always the possibility. I have no hard feelings toward Eric Draven.... Everyone get that straight now. I like Eric and I consider him to be a good friend of mine. He is one of the few people up there that I feel I can completely trust.

thats it on the Madison subject right now.

CCW Debut...................

It went better than I exspected for the first show....besides the heat of course.

Workers.... We told everyone time and again... without your Kentucky license YOU CAN NOT WORK!!!

I unfortunatly didn't get to see any of the matches. due to all the other stuff going on. The next show will be much more organized.

I heard that Eric Darkstorm vs. Cujo was excellent which I expected...these two guys are great workers.

I alos heard that the BW3 vs. Payne match was great which is more then we exspected that early on the card.

anyway... shout outs to everyone that worked on the card... I heard great reviews of the entire show from lots of the neighborhood people.

J.V.- I will see you the 9th,10th, and 11th ..... I'll pick you up in hunnigton on the way...

Oh.....and real quick before I forget.....To all the workers of CCW.......

if your one of the ones that brought for or five people with you to watch the show. THAT STOPS NOW. I'LL BE DAMNED IF EVERYONE IS GOING TO BRING SEVERAL PEOPLE IN FOR FREE. I CHARGE MY MOTHER, BROTHER, SISTERS, COUSINS, AND GRANDMA. WE CAN'T MAKE MONEY IF WE FEEL THE SEATS WITH NON PAYING PEOPLE. The next show the front doors will be locked until the gate is ready and everyonr else will have to come thru the office to get in.... this is where someone will be waiting to monitor whos coming in and out. If you don't want us to hurt your feelings or tell your good friend to give us five bucks or get the fuck out...I suggest you don't bring them.......You want to bring your wife, or kid. fine if your booked...but not any oh girlfriend.. If the girlfriend has'nt been around for awhile and we don't all know her...THEN FUCK THAT.... SHE CAN PAY FIVE BUCKS OR WAIT FOR YOU IN THE CAR. Like I told everyone at the building.... you don't like the rules...FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO WORK!!! We already have a roster of plenty of people that want to work....I promise....The show will go on!!!!!

I better go for now.... Before I start to get on some other subjects and start calling out names.

That's your
"Thoughts from the fat one!"

Peace

Updated Finally.....

2006-05-05T00:29:43Z

What's Up people!!!

To Start.... CCW... What's up with people already trying to start shit! I don't care what people are saying outside the building and the company.... But GET THIS STRAIGHT NOW--- Bring that Shit in our lockeroom or building and It will be handled immeaditley. Depending on the situation is whether that person will be welcome back or not.

CCW Talent..... Everyone is always welcome to add ideas and direction in there storylines... But remember that the office makes the final decision on what happens. And these decisions will be followed thru.

CCW Talent... Also remember that since Vito and Myself will be over the lockeroom that there will be none of that running to one or the other saying Vito said it's Okay...or Jack said its okay.... We will get together on all decisions, and go thru the office if neccesary. All Buisness will be handled in the office(NO EXCEPTIONS). This is not to put a leash around anyone but nearly to help in the growth of each individual and the company. There will be constructive critcizm given out at each show. Were all adults and if you can't handle it maybe you shouldn't be around. There will be no children running around in the lockeroom, or unattended in the Arena(NO EXCEPTIONS). Children don't need to be in the lockeroom enviroment anyway.... Words they might hear, or men undressing... Again I say No Children...No Exceptions!!!!! THIS IS A DECISION THAT WAS MADE BY THE CCW BOARD MEMBERS AND NOT ANY INDIVIDUAL!!!

Tryout's will be coming soon, for anyone not already involved. Training will also be starting soon. Training is encourage for all on the Card.... and for you guys who don't need training GET OVER YOURSELF. Anyone can get better with work.... and if your not getting better...Than your getting worst(I think I just read this somewhere, but don't remember where.)!

That's enough about CCW for now before I go on and on..........

Haven't updated in a while due to me taking a couple of weeks off. But I'm now back... Back in Wayne, WV. tommorrow night, and at the Lincoln County High School saturday night for the USWF. Heard the pre-sells were going great. Can't wait to get back in the ring.... I'm kinda glad I'll miss Derby this year.... I always get drunk and get in trouble in the Ville! Good thing I got the wife watching my back! I may be 6'4" and 470lbs, but drinking enough and I'm 7'2" and 800lbs... Try that one on for size Be-otch!

And the wife may only be 5'4" but after enough alcohol in me I swear she seems to be just about 2 or 3 inches taller than me.... No I don't get scared, but after all these years fellows..... you have to pick and choose your battles and victories wisely.

Marcus--- What the hell is up with the Trailer?????

Vito--- It will be a hell of a cardio workout this weekend with out you!

Mickey--- Without you, I got no voice....( You Complete Me )

SCW--- Looks like there are some opens dates coming up if were still welcome!

ALL--- Looks like there's a good possibilty that you could start to see the F-n-F on the FOX Network real soon.... Mickey, Vito give me a call, I just got the news about an hour ago.

Draven--- Hang in there, You must be a tough shit to deal with Schmutt everyweek now!!

To ALL companies and Bookers---- Don't care what you've heard thru the alliance or not.... But the FnF go where there being paid... No Exceptions.... We book ourselves..Either Me, Vito, Or Mickey..... Not anyone Else!

J.Vizzle--- See you this weekend.... Miss not having you in louisville bugging the shit out of me anymore. Once we get completely moved...you have to come stay a while!

....Guess I go for now.......

Those are your

"Thoughts from the Fat One"

Peace!

Damn...That was Stiff!

2006-04-19T00:19:19Z

Another week begun......

Friday night the F-n-F was in Carlyle KY. We had a great time down their... Even though they had the stiffest working ring I've ever bumped in. I've bumped on concrete floors that had more give than that ring. Anyway... We did have a good time though, unless they lied we'll probally be invited back down. We had to go on early due to some uncontrolable issues(My thoughts are with your families). It was alright though because we had the Big IRON MAN MAIN EVENT! 30 Minutes of the Prophet and himad Jihad. I was told it ended 4 to 4 with a tie. Mickey--- Sorry I missed the real Main Event between you, Vito and the Waffle house Hash Browns.

Saturday the F-n-F was in Livingston KY. that was a special night, specially if anyone seen the gear that Mickey was wearing for the Main event. Now that was funny. OH Mickey...Sorry about landing on you outside the ring. I'm not going to describe the gear, you would have had to be there. The match was pretty good too for a eight man. I've seen some of them turn out horrible. This wasn't two bad. Thanks, Again Mask Superstar.

Sunday was a good day to rest. And speaking of rest the F-n-F has the next two weeks off. that's a good thing, for ourselves, our families, and our bodies!

Eric Darkstorm- Whats up dude! First you cause heat between Shane and Tracy, Then you cancel Heidenriech off of his show by telling him it was cancelled....That's wrong! But anyway we still got some buisness to finish. So call me!

J.V.- Thanks, For the tape with all the old footage. and for sending Brian Comptons payoff.

Brian Compton- Thanks for paying up. It's much easier this way. now I don't have to take your boots or break your knee caps or anything. I'll be seeing you boys soon though.

Shane- I'm going to see about the date of your show and then we'll see whats up!

Krapfish.... Congrats on the promotion.

Draven- Hang tuff!

Derrick- thanks for the offer, sorry we can't make it!

Sometimes I Wonder:

Why do people who don't Like tomatoes love Ketchup!

Why are the ones with the best minds in our buisness usally the ones with the least athletic ability.

Why do people still wear mullets with pride.

Why do banks ( being so secure ) have to chain thier Ink pens down.

Why does it ding your credit everytime someone runs it!

Why do people spend three or four hundred dollars to repair a car that only cost $200!

Why do fat people always want to give you health advice.

Why do poor sons of bitches always want to give financial Advice.

I could go on and on so I will stop hear for now and pick up later wear I'm leaving off!

Those are your

"Thoughts from the Fat One"

Peace

Respect.....

2006-04-10T23:22:39Z

Everyone's always yelling about respect....Somebody's always yelling about someone else being disrespectful towards somebody.....

BW3- It was all about respect!

James.... Goodluck with the Ballox!

SCW- It was good to see most of you!

Plowboy.....Your a goober.

SHIT------- I can't think of anything else nice to say right now so I better end this now!

PEACE!

Another Weekend Gone!!!

2006-04-05T01:19:59Z

Man,......where to start!

It felt great to have a weekend off after such a long week.

Friday... I got to spend with the two most important females in my life(my wife and the Goouch!). We had dinner at Don Pablos and then saw a movie! It's been a while since I've been in a theatre. Hey... but that deal at Don Pablos is the shit. The ALL YOU CAN EAT SHRIMP FAJITAS, After the first hour you know that waiter was thinking "You Fat Bastard!"...Thats okay though...he would have never said to my face being that he was smaller then Mickey.

Saturday... I slept in some, and then went and got the eyes tested for new glasses....Then came back home and hung out until we had to leave for the McKinney show. Got to Vito's and that Damn B Dub 3 was 40 minutes late. Fortunately for him, Vito has those soft spots in his heart. I told the whole crew to screw it and leave without him. Specially since he didn't even call to let someone know he was going to be late. No-offense B-Dub, but ask my employees what happens when there forty minutes late and don't call.

You know your still over with me anyways.....you little prick! Specially since sundays....ah..not yet, we'll get to that in a few.

McKinney Kentucky- Damn it was a great show! Stretcher Match with The FnF, X, Prophet, and the MIDGET!
Any wrestling show with a midget is good, but this one was great! The pure old school heat from the beginning of the show(which included the FnF having coffee thrown at them, being spit on, and being kicked by fans thru the wall of security.)to the riot at the end. I'll never forget the sound of the Midget screaming "NO, I SAID NO, PLEASE NO!" as I climbed to the top rope! And the guys waiting outside for us with knives. Good thing they have so much security in McKinney, and not like Super Daves brother. Then again.. I guess without security we would have just had to kick the last couple of teeth those rednecks had down thier throats. Anyway.... Prophet, Your still not over at the Huddle House! even though I did hear some women say how cute it was that your girl was wearing the same size cloths as the kids she was babysitting(Man..People are stiff)!

Sunday... Slept in again (I guess I was being lazy this weekend....Compared to any other...maybe) had lunch then went to the Home Depot(That place is Wonderful). After spending way to much money I headed over to the CCW meeting at the new building.

The CCW Meeting.... Screw all of you who didn't show or call! We'll remember when you asked if you can be on the show later! Lot's of thanks to all that was there. I even seen Phat Eric carry some heavy crap up and down stairs...Okay mostly just down stairs, but still that's a hell of an effort from a fat guy who is not at all athletically inclined. Don't worry...Eric we were watching you to make sure you didn't have a heart attack! I think there's going to be lots of great things coming from that building even if it is just a place for the FnF to get together to have lunch! (HA HA)

THE WRESTLE-MANIA PARTY.....BASH....GATHERING....or Whatever you want to call it.........

B Dub 3- Damn, you can throw a get together...I've never seen so many people having so much fun in such a little space. You had people inside, outside, here, there...shit, Everywhere...even people in peoples laps. I wish the Fallen could have made it, even though I don't know where Damien would have fit. Specially with Vito, Phat eric, and myself all in the same room with about 15 others. From the great food, entertainment (Kids matches), and conversation... Tell the Queen she just moved up in my book with the spread. She's a cook the FnF would be proud to have. I now know who I'll hire next time I have a get together. Hell, either Mickey was having a great time or he was just to tired to move, cause I think he stood in the same corner talking to Stylin Stacey for at least two hours.

Hell Biff... I had a great time....and thanks for the invite. Just let me know when the next one is.

SCW- I'll see everyone there Saturday. If I remember, I'll bring the tape of the Midget getting squashed!

WELL....That's what I did this weekend, whether anyone cares or not!

Those are yours

"Thoughts from the Fat One"

Peace

Cha-laaxin!!!

2006-03-29T01:31:44Z

Just chillin here at the crib mixing up a Fat and Furious concoction in the kitchen. You know it's not healthy, but that's what happens when your left alone. The wife started back in school this week(You never know how much you miss someone until there not there!).

It's been a long couple of days at work. 12 to 13 hour days make it seem like for-ever. Hopefully those will be over soon. My Cards play tonight. Hopefully they will move on to the Finals.

Thoughts of people:

J.V.- Hope your alright! receipts are a Be-otch!

UK Freebirds- Not bad for a couple of english boys. Good luck with the rest of your trip.

HCW- Enjoyed the show. You were as professional as it gets. Hope to work with you again.

Billy Maverick- Good to see you and the family.

Vito- Always the middle man not by choice. And you said you weren't as good at politic-can!

Darkstorm- Where's my stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, and why you always startin stuff.

Krapfish- You may be a little weird, but your still okay with me. But I think a bowl of sausage gravy would be better than the Grapple!

Hebner- Get a license DUMMY!!!

B Dub 3- Good luck with the party! Better be plenty of unhealthy food.

Mickey- Was that Derby "This year or next" (Ha Ha)

CCW- It's great about the building. Specially since it's here in Portland. Home of the F-n-F.
And anybody thinkin funny business. Remember this is a whole neighborhood of stiff, careless pricks like us....We breed great here!

CCW Lockeroom- For anyone who hasn't heard...There's a company meeting at the new building this sunday at 3pm. Right before the big B Dub 3 party. If your not sure where that is get with me, Vito, or marcus.

This Saturday is the Stretcher match in McKinney. Plus Mickey handcuffed to a midget! Man, I don't think it gets much better than that! Hope they have a stretcher large enough for Prophet, oh..never mind there don't have to be extra room for the belt since they took it(SPAZZ)!

Remember the return to AWA/SCW is April 8th.

Well, I'm exhausted... from my work schedule..... I'm going to go lay down and watch the game.

Those are your...

"Thoughts from the Fat One"

Peace!

Another Week gone by..........

2006-03-25T03:38:34Z

Another long week gone by.

There's a few issues I want to address first!

Eric- Your Fat out of shape butt( you see...I'm getting better trying to swurve my language) Fell out of the car trying to get out. You wer'nt in any major accident. Any excuse to lay in bed and eat ho-ho's, I'm sure your happy.

Phrophet / BW3 - Kayfabe's definetly dead in portland!

Shane Matthews- Your over with me, even if you do have heat with Tracy!

Darkstorm - Come on with the gear dude!! Stop causing people heat with Tracy!

J.V. - $700... FUCK! (Sorry..That slipped) Dude, better pick up more hours!

Hyzaiah- Your over, Exspecially with the hillbilly. Hillbilly's are over, Trust me I know!

Draven- April 8th I will be in SCW for sure!! Clear the lockeroom some...SWV says you've had thirty people or so latley. I take the space of three....

Soapy Poooeeeee- Your always over you little worker.

Vito- Hope you ready for the busy schedule to come! Dude, we have to find more help for the new CCW arena...I really don't feel like carrying everything! I'd perfer to have lunch and watch! I'm bringing my own chair for the lockeroom though(Billy Maverick Mark Ain't I).

Classic Championship Wrestling- Congrats on the building......We have a great possibility here in the Ville. Don't be afraid of competition though, and or lack of!

It's been a very busy work week for me this week. I've been ill and only sleeping two or three hours each night. At least the Cards won! I witnessed that one personally. Yes, The F-n-F was in Frredom Hall Wednesday night. Talk'n about pressure in those little seats. My boy Farley though, from right here in the Ville. Yep... I think he's going to be alright with some guidance.... He's shown great improvments this season. Oh Ya- The little Andretti boy...Jacob, not Tyler.... He's still the stiffest three year old I've ever met!!

Well, I got to get up in four and a half hours, so I'm going to go for now.

Draven, and Marcus......Just remember.....

The only place Success comes before Work.... is in the Dictionary!

Good luck guys,

And those are your

"Thoughts from the Fat One"

Peace

Back on track!

2006-03-20T19:37:36Z

I guess it's time for a update:

I just got home late last night. Been on the road in Tennessee since friday morning. No, not wrestling... With the wife and a van full of 14-16 year old hormone rageing teens. Man..I am glad to be home.

I'm glad to hear everything went well in Cincy this weekend for Vito, Mickey, And Prophet. Glad to hear you had such a great time on the ride Bro.

The F-N-F returns back on thier road schedule starting this Weekend. We have upcoming shows for USWF, NAW, HCW, CCW (Coliseum), CCW (Classic), OSW, and YES we will be back to AWA/SCW in April. For promoters reading this... If you have contacted and talked to me about shows and I didn't post your name... Then it's not set in stone yet... Whether it be due to dates, money, or miscomunication. So if you don't see your name you better contact me soon. We're pretty booked until the end of May, with a couple of openings hear or there. And June starts the fair season... Just a heads up.

Now, to AWA/Supreme.... I'm hearing good things about your recent recordings, and I heard the POD-cast which sounded good. To all the lockeroom in Madison.... You guys better be praising the hell out of Draven, and SWV for giving you a place to work. and I don't mean for booking you. I'm talking about The sweat and labor on the building, and all of thier personal money they have to pump thru to pay the bills and keep things on. It don't take a Accounting genius to see that the show don't make enough money to pay the rent and the utility's and the payouts all the time. Because running a wrestling show is not by far a good financial decision. And to half of the Lockeroom if it wasn't for SCW you wouldn't have a place to work. And I'm not tearing into everybodys talents or lack of because I know that the crew in Madison gives 110% of thier heart into every show to make it the best possible product thier is. I think sometimes you need to slow down and think before you start running you mouth about the Management decisions. Some of you also need to re-evaluate yourself before criticizing everyone behind thier back. Constructive criticism can be good when given to the worker himself and not everyone but the worker. Anyway I better stop hear with this for now before it goes on and on.

Draven- Keep going bro.....Don't be afraid to put your foot down when your spending your money.. Tell sombody No..If you want.... It's your show.

Prophet- Man....your over everywhere in the USWF...except HUDDLE HOUSE ( HA HA )

Logan- Good to hear everythings great.

The F'n Black balled one- WHERE'S MY TAPE... but The Dory Funk Jr Backsplash will always be over.

Tracey Smothers..... Dude your great... and I appreciate all the booking opportunities... I just can't at this time. Just take care of my boy Shane until I can get back out there. Keep him out of Barboursville, West Virginia. And if you must go Keep him clear of all the Walmarts in town.

Dr. Tom- Knoxville sounds great.. I'll get with you next month about starting in may.

Back to my life...... The Cards play tonight. GO..CARDS!!

I'm also moving this month... So yes All the little guys that help with security and ring set ups and other things I help with ....Expect a call to help move some stuff. Specially you plowboy... and no TIM the Baker I don't know who I have yet, but yes I got enough help.. Go ahead and take that saturday to crumble some cookies.....

Congrats to the Andretti family for the new little one to come. If it's a girl keep her away from this business... All Hell..It doesn't matter If you love your kids male or female... Keep them away from this business........

Well... I'm going to go for now......I got lots of stuff to get done today....

and those are your

"THOUGHTS FROM THE FAT ONE"

Peace!

Here... Finally

2006-03-16T00:00:08Z

It's about time...... Now I don't have to post anynomous anymore now that I have my own journal..

J.V. is over with me... If you don't like him..then piss off.

Darkstorm- The Gear is great. Even if it was four sizes too little to begin.

Bumble bee- 15 dollars or your boots... No joke here!

Vito... If this was the seventies you would be one of the buisnesses greatest!

Draven- I like you even if people call you a yuck mouth.

Fallen- Top respects..

B Dub 3- OH B DUB 3.... fat and furious in training.. Your great you little bastard!

Soapy Poe-- If anyone messes with you just, let me know!

Phat Eric--- Yes we all now your a rat to Kliff...Telling him everything you hear and read, but thats what real marks do! I ain't mad at you!

Angie.... The one that puts the smile on my face after a hard day! "I got this"

AWA-Supreme...Good luck with T.V. and hopefully schedules will work out soon for the FnF to visit.

USWF is great... That Rated X is one hell of a guy.

Prophet- You've made leaps and bounds of improvements. You moved up a notch in my book. That puts you at notch one. Kidding but I love that line from starsky and Hutch! Your still one great worker( Man I never thought I would say that!).

Anyway... I better go now before I let everything out at once....

and that the thoughts from the fat one.

Peace